- Me before game: I love my team so much!
- Me during game: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING, FUCKING SHOOT YOU TWATS
December 2011
- Random attractive person: Do you like The Hunger Games?
- Me:
- Random attractive person:
- Me:
- Random attractive person:
- Me:
- Random attractive person:
- Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding, maybe even autumn I like Saturday yeah we can invite a lot of people or maybe even none at all lol I actually know a lot of people on the internet who could come or we can just elope or like whatever you prefer and like do you want chidlren I was thinking maybe one or two also what are your plans for retirement or I don't know do you want to be buried side by side or cremated?
Listen
Nicolas Cage
I’M GOING TO STEAL THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE
I THINK I JUST PEED MYSELF OMFZG FGJHGFUKSJDAS
oh my god