bigtimerussian: If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
Anonymous asked: i really want vodka right now
Anonymous asked: i want vodka !
That awkward moment when you start singing the...
ilovecheesebuns: “peeta mellark is stupid” they said “team gale” they said “why are you fingers around my throat” they said
stormcloud: It’s scientificaly proven that biting ur nails improves ur health because it decreases the chance of ur nails growing out of control and covering ur entire body with a shell of nails, turning u into a nail monster.
relatives: any boyfriends?
typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5
Reblog if you've ever felt victimized by the...
Girl: I’d rather be called beautiful than sexy Guy: You’re beautiful Girl: No I’m not Guy: