May 2013
internetexplorers:
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
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googlehomo:
why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
hotlocalsingle:
DONT SIT ON TOP THIS DICK IF U SCARED OF HEIGHTS
robertpattindone:
look at this picture and tell me i shouldn’t be best friends with robert pattinson:
poorchrysalis:
i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke franz ferdinand
narfcesca:
animalsasleaders:
fuck me hard and quote lord of the rings
i really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that